Ferragosto

Hay quien se va la India a "encontrarse a sí mismo". Está bien, lo respeto, pero eso no es para mí. Yo ya sé que dentro de mí no hay nada, como estoy probando en este ferragosto madrileño-serrano. Los días se suceden, se parecen unos a otros, y yo sigo con mi plan original, el que está en "Todo lo que quiero hacer" de 091 (tema incluido en "Debajo de las piedras", disco publicado en 1987). Está mejor expresado en esa canción pero vamos a tratar de resumirlo en la siguiente lista de objetivos:

1. Ver "Frasier" casi todos los días a las 22 horas.
2. Seguir noticias deportivas como ésta. Hechos que prueban, una vez más, que los gilipollas nacen y, también, se hacen.
3. Verle el culo a Elsa Pataky.
4. Escuchar mucha música.
5. Leer todo tipo de cosas. Ayer me terminé el tocho de la biografía de Franco escrita por Paul Preston. Se trata de un record personal, tiene más de 900 páginas.
6. Realizar Via Crucis Cinematográficos. Esto los explicaré en el próximo post.

En definitiva, holgar. Ése es mi único plan para este ferragosto. Puedo proclamar con orgullo que lo estoy cumpliendo y eso me hace feliz. Aunque esté más cerca que nunca de probar, sin ningún género de dudas, que dentro de mi cabeza sólo podrás encontrar el vacío más absoluto.

Comentarios

Pablo Gamo ha dicho que…
Personalmente considero Cada estreno de Garci es un acontecimiento. Lastima quel culo de la Paquita se lleve tol merito.
Kankoat ha dicho que…
Si el culo de la Paquita se lleva el mérito es por culpa de mesié Garci, que ya no sabe qué hacer para promocionar sus plastometrajes.
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pato ha dicho que…
yo, visto lo visto, creo que su blog es víctima del transtorno demente de un programador de cobol...
hay gente que sólo puede expresar sus sentimientos así... y yo creo que usted le ha ofendido en algo... piénselo, tiene la Pataky novio formal?
(es usted joven, hombre! con la cantidad de culos que hay contenidos en un video 50cents por qué complicarse?)
Vencido ha dicho que…
Obligado por las circunstancias no tengo más remedio que declarar que:

- Desde "Canción de cuna" a Garci le cuesta mucho levantar cabeza.
- Supongo que la Pataky tendrá novio formal.
- De las mujeres me gustan los culos, las piernas y los brazos. (Si pongo los ojos y su cerebro voy a parecer gilipollas, que es lo que soy realmente).
- Jardiel es mejor que Mihura aunque los dos molan bastante.
- ¡Hedonismo al poder!
Pato ha dicho que…
Pataky tiene además de unos ojos muuuy bonitos unos brazos y piernas torneados así que sólo le queda despejar una equis (el culo ya no cuenta que se ha visto en el trailer y en el anuncio de la tele, parecía tonto Garci!).
JARDIEL ES MEJOR QUE MIHURA (repitámoslo como un mantra a ver si al final se enteran).
djflow ha dicho que…
-Jardiel es MIL veces mejor que Mihura. Lo de Ninette es una paletada más trasnochada que los contertulios del susodicho.

-A mí también me gustan las tetas: las de la Pataky (tamaño perfecto, diría yo) y en general.

-Garci no levanta cabeza desde "El crack" (1981, amigos) ¿Pruebas? Lean su filmografía posterior:
-"Volver a empezar"
-"EL Crack II" (bueno, esta tiene un pase)
-"Sesión contínua" (algún detallito, si eso...)
-"Asignatura aprobada"
-"Canción de cuna"
-"La herida luminosa"
-"El abuelo"
-"You're the one"
-"Historia de un beso"
-"Tiovivo c. 1950"
-"Ninette"
Incontestable ¿no?